Justice League (2017)

Josstice League

• WARNING: Watching this movie may cause permanent brain damage, and/or the want to bleach your eyeballs. But seriously, don’t ever watch this movie unless you want to brag that you watched the worst superhero movie of all time. Zack Snyder had the makings of a great movie until he stepped down, so Joss Whedon came in, took the movie, threw it in the garbage disposal, and then proceeded to catch it on fire. The majority of the CGI was really crappy, and there have been studies showing that millions of Americans still have nightmares of Superman’s upper lip. Also, Steppenwolf? Don’t know what production was thinking, but yikes. This movie also has an insanely weak soundtrack, which didn’t add a whole lot to any of the scenes. Frankly, the only good thing about this movie was Ezra Miller. The only bad thing is that we didn’t get the Speed Force until the Snyder Cut, which made Flash even more awesome. Anyways, don’t ever watch this movie unless you want to feel the urge to put needles in your eyes.