House of 1,000 Corpses (2003)

House of 1,000 Corpses

• Definitely one of the most suckiest movies I’ve seen. Everything in this movie is really dumb and poorly written, and it’s just 90 minutes of gore. There is absolutely no plot or story, and the director himself said this movie is “a complete mess”. In fact, I’d rather watch Annabelle than this, and everybody knows I absolutely hate Annabelle. I can only think of two good things about this movie while watching it. One was the Mayberry reference, which was actually pretty sweet. The other was Rainn Wilson. Just because this movie sucked, doesn’t mean that he did. He played a sci-fi loving, glass wearing dumb guy, so he brought in a little comic relief. Besides that, everybody else was completely obnoxious, and the characters made absolutely no sense. Like I said before, the movie feels like it was literally just made for gore lovers. Most of the music was pretty crappy, except for a few songs that were played. They used a few rock songs that actually worked with the scenes pretty well, and it gave a slight contemporary spin to the movie. However, it is still complete trash. Don’t watch it.