The Goonies (1985)

The Goonies

• For the first time in Berry history, there will be a movie with a single digit Enjoyment Score. That’s how much I hate this movie. Like, I hate literally everything about it. The only things I actually mildly enjoyed were Sean Astin and Ke Huy Quan. I also liked the references to Rocky, James Bond, and the opening scene where Some Like it Hot was on TV. Besides that, the rest of this movie is absolute garbage. I would go as far as to compare this movie to a pile of crap laid by a homeless man in San Francisco. Now, the movie itself was decently made, as it had an interesting story with unique characters. But, it absolutely bored the heck out of me. I wanted to bash my head in the wall so many times while watching this. Also, like I said, the only characters I liked were Sean’s and Ke’s. Each character, besides those two, were so insanely obnoxious that I basically wanted to poke some nails up my nose. It’s not even funny, I am legitimately mad that I watched this movie, because it was such a waste of 2 hours. The music wasn’t super great, the story was so boring, childish, and dumb, and each character wanted to make me die. Overall, I would highly recommend you NEVER watch it, unless you want to experience the feeling of never ending mental torture. In fact, I’d rather watch Josstice League thirty times in a row, than watch this movie once.